acid smile

hi i'm callan, i'm a virgin who can't drive. i'm hooked on milk like it's crystal and exciting people annoy me. i guess i'm really mean but i probably feel special when i make you think i'm super nice . . . i'm not. adelia is my sex rabbit but we're open for girlfriend applicants w/e. go follow her stupid. JSYK i won't like you if you're cheap normal, you have to be mad rich *x*x*x* annoy me *x*x*x*

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saddeer:

sometimes ya just need to do meth ya know???

(via faggotwhispererr)

keepingupwiththekardacheyennes:

if you look very closely you can see that these are actually dolls and that they’re not really the members of one direction

keepingupwiththekardacheyennes:

if you look very closely you can see that these are actually dolls and that they’re not really the members of one direction

(Source: directioners-forever, via ac-iid)

richwhitelesbian:

why the fuck would you pay extra for high fiber stuff just eat your damn clothes they’re made of like a million fibers you dumb ass idiot fucker

(via faggotwhispererr)

sightseeingwithhelenkeller:

inacognito:

1innea:

OH MY GOD

me

jesus christ

wHat

sightseeingwithhelenkeller:

inacognito:

1innea:

OH MY GOD

me

jesus christ

wHat

(Source: inotrope, via faggotwhispererr)

(via 0bese-tsundere)

(via pro-zac)

solaravadamkii:

u———————————————u:

tumblr is the only social network that tells you you’re being too social and need to cool off for an hour

(Source: anshishoku, via tariei)

chekhov:

I would be a great “tumblr” “grunge” model because I look uncomfortable 110% of the time

(via faggotwhispererr)

jesusisntkawaii:

1

jesusisntkawaii:

1

(Source: openfacedmako, via blowjosh)

kardashitans:

“awwwww shit this is my jam” i say as i spread it on my toast

(via faggotwhispererr)

theme